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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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