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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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