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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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