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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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