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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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