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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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