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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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