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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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