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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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