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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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