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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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