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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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