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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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