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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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