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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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