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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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