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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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