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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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