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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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