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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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