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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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