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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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