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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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