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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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