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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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