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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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