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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Hermoine
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺
a lion 🦁
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a tiger 🐯
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a cow 🐮
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