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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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