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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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