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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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