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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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