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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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