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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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