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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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