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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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