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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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