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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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