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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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