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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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