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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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