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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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