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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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