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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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