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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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