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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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