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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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