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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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