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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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