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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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