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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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