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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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