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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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