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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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