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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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