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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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