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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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