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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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