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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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