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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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