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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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