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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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