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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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