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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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