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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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