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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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