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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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