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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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