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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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