Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.